No One Believes Me

But It Is True.

I saw a bear. In the wild, well, not in the wild exactly, but in a neatly groomed suburb of the wild. It was a wild bear though. I've never seen a free bear. I've never seen a bear just out on its own with no bars, or cages involved.

And nobody believes me, but I really did see it. It was a fleeting moment before it ran off into someone's bushes, but it was there.