Monsieur Conner

Pardon My French.

Monsieur Conner he is so French.
He likes to eat escargot.
He likes to eat coq au vin.
He likes to sit in la cafe,
sipping tiny cups full of creme.
He likes to watch the people go by.
He like to wear his orange beret.

Monsieur Toby
He is not French.
He likes to have big giant gun
He likes to watch cowboys run
He is so American.
He does not like escargot.
He does not like orange cat.

But Monsieur Conner he is so French.
He likes to sit in la cafe.
He likes to eat escargot.
He likes to eat coq au vin.
He does not like American gun.
But he is so very French.